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All right my little radishes. It’s time once again for Uncle Arkady’s Whiparoo Round up. This Round up is dedicated to that stupid hoe Anezka, and those damn ugly son of a guns, the Nosferatu.

Yes, still in good old Prague – I left you with one of my rants on Christof turning down some poon from Serena. Bad Christof! Bad! Once you go to you rest coffin, you see another cutscene, oh yes, our favorite, of Christof having a wee wittle nightmare. He is dreaming of Anezka running and finally he coming and sucking the blood out of her helpless limp little body. Personally that’s what I think he should have done in the beginning. It would have saved us a lot of trouble.

Anyhow, once he wakes up, you see him go to the convent where low and behold, she isn’t there. WHERE COULD SHE BE?!!? OH NO!!! Anyhow, after that, you go to the University to talk to the almighty and powerful Ecaterina. You enter this long conversation about Anezka and how stupid she is, and Ecaterina finally gives you a letter that she left for you. You read it, blah blah.

You then go to the prince who wants you to get the Arm of St. George. (I think) from the church. You are a vampire and cannot go across sacred ground so you decide to go under, by using Josef’s Tunnels.

You go to Josef and ask him for the use of his tunnels but he wants you to get him some Elder Cainite blood for him. So back to the University we go. Ecaterina will give you a goblet of her blood and you take it back to Josef. He talks about how good it is, then tells you that even if they are his tunnels, the other Nosferatu won’t necessarily let you through so easily.

I hope you were paying attention in the last guide where I told you to build up certain things, because if you didn’t, you might just very well be screwed. I am only going to give a few tips here and there. Because it is just pretty straight forward twinking. My suggestion is that YOU play Serena. She is the weakest, but also, she is the only one with Heightened Senses, and seeing as how the Nosferatu very often use cloak of shadows, you will need to see them.

Just go through the whole place killing, but remember to move inch by inch because you don’t want to get ambushed like so many of the previous travelers did. You will come to a mid-boss in the 2^nd level of the tunnels. His name is Othelios. The main thing you have to watch out for with Othelios is that he will use Drawing Out the Beast, which will cause your frenzy level to go up real fast. Keep blood healing handy because you will need it. Remember to take out the little ones first. After that, you find two doorways, one which leads up to Golden Lane, and the other that leads to Tunnels 3. Remember that one that leads to Golden Lane, it will be your way out. Go to Tunnels 3 and make your way through the maze.

The way to do this is to follow the path of Caine, meaning, read the tablets that are on the pillars, then look up at the symbols above the doors. Whatever the tablet was about, is what the symbol will be of. That will be the right door. After you get through the maze you will still come across a few Nosferatu and Ghoul Rats, but when you finally get to the next boss, you better hope you packed that Rocket Launcher.

This guy can be a real pain for several reasons. He’s a ghost for one. And he is pretty powerful for another. This is where you better have Celerity pumped up. If you put Celerity working on everyone, and remember to control Serena, the fight SHOULDN’T be too hard. After you kill him, go get the arm. Get out through that one door I told you to remember, and take it to Prince Brandol.

He will tell you about the Tremere and the Chantry they have on Golden Lane. There is a choice in this dialogue and I always pick the one where you say something and get the crap kicked out of you. I don’t really know what it does to you, but I would assume it does something.

Well that’s it my little radishes. Tune in next time for "THE TREMERE AND THEIR DAMN HOPPERS!" Arkady, signing out.